Welcome to Spam and SEO dissection episode 3!
Oh boy oh boy I haven’t done a spam dissection in a while! We typically do these once a year or so because spam generally takes a while to cycle out their sales pitches! For those new to our blog spam dissection is where we show you all of the terrible shit that comes into your typical WordPress users spam box. Then we turn around and make fun of it all. As fun as the A.I. Generated texts are that make you think that you’re on “Feminute” with Infochammel we’re not going to do those. But if we find a few we might post as honorable mentions! From scammers to spammers this is the section of our site where we let them have a voice and answer their questions without giving them the credit they think they deserve by embedding links to their websites. Interesting note: No spam articles were ever posted to Spam dissection episodes 1 and 2. I guess they don’t like it when you make fun of them! Lets keep doing it!
We just want to say that every real message we get on our contact forums and in no way would we openly mock messages in the public light. Many of the e-mails I will be presenting to you are blatant spam and chances are many other sites have received the same message. If you are a spammer which is somehow easily offended (does that even exist?) then you may want to stop reading right now. This article is a rant/vent article and should not be taken seriously. Read the FAQ if this is your first time on this site and you have further questions about the function of this site.
Comment form #1
From: LelandChief (A.K.A. pedro(dot)s**r(at)gmail(dot)com) Title: direct comment to article – Chinese Xbox 360 Wireless Receiver Driver setup I have checked your blog and i have found some duplicate content, that’s why you don’t rank high in google, but there is a tool that can help you to create 100% unique articles, search for; b****d tips unlimited content. Okay, how this scam works is by getting the WordPress administrator and users to type in “b****d tips unlimited content” into google that whoever b****d is goes up quickly in the ranks for naturally searched content. Cyborg assisted organic generation of search words giving said person a brief boost in numbers before crashing horribly.
I have checked your blog and i have found some duplicate content
If this was a real person we would probably comment that it’s kind of creepy that they’re going around calling out bloggers for the content that they put up on their site. Once again the sentence is vague about duplicate content. It would be completely bizarre if we were the only one talking about the Chinese Xbox Wireless Receiver. Chances are we will probably not be the last.
that’s why you don’t rank high in google
Pfft! Fuck Google! It’s all about getting your mad Bing search rep up. Get with the times man! Oh yeah don’t forget to like us on MySpace.
but there is a tool that can help you to create 100% unique articles
It’s called a word processor. Boom! Destroyed! *mic drop*
search for; b-
Nope! I’m eating potato chips! Next Letter!
Comment form #2
From: filminterviewsinc (A.K.A. d****a(underscore)chisholm(at)gmail(dot)com Title: direct comment to article – Xbox 360 Controller Emulator (x360ce) for PC gaming. Exploring in Yahoo I eventually stumbled upon this web site. We absolutely love your blog and find a lot of your post’s to be precisely what I’m looking for. Would you offer guest writers to write content for yourself? I wouldn’t mind publishing a post or elaborating on most of the subjects you write about here. Again, awesome blog! However, what concerning the bottom line? Are you certain concerning the source? This type of spam is an attempt to get the WordPress administrator to consider opening up subscribers for the hoard of spam-bots to come in posting profile links to their mail-order Russian brides and Pain Killers.
Exploring in Yahoo I eventually stumbled upon this web site.
How is the internet in 1995 doing for you guys over there? Still using Altavista too?
Would you offer guest writers to write content for yourself?
That notion is sleazy as hell. Get your own blog! Don’t write for other people. Shit. De-centralization might be the only thing that can save the internet anymore.
However, what concerning the bottom line?
Just keep scrolling down, take your time bro. It’s okay, you’ll get there.
Are you certain concerning the source?
Concerning that the source is us. That we’ve made the videos and use xb360ce. Yeah. I’m pretty certain!
Comment form #3
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Hello Dear, are you actually visiting this site on a regular basis, if so after that you will definitely get pleasant knowledge.
Hahahahah, no. Keep working at that Essay bro.
Comment form #4
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Comment form #5
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Comment form #6
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Comment form #7
From: Mariomew***(at)bestmail(dot)club Title: direct comment to article – Linksys E8500 router. Hellow All I like pizza! :) I actually like this spammer. Short, sweet, and two the point. The answer is NO! I actually hate pizza. Pizza is the food of commitment used bosses in the united states to get employees to agree to something they normally wouldn’t do by spending a few bucks on food. Hamburgers are were it’s at! Hamburgers are the food of isolation! Thanks for playing though. Oh yeah your terrible links were removed as well.
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