Welcome to the Cellar Door.
Cellar Door was affectionately the alias for the links section of my page and is also in reference to a movie by the name of “Donnie Darko” if you guys haven’t seen it then go buy/rent the regular version, not the director cut. However, Cellar Door is taken from a clip from that movie where the English teacher references that as the most beautiful word in the English language. Well, a lot of the sites below are beautiful. It is appropriate to call these sites out for it!
How to get into the Cellar Door?
Contact us and as long as you have a Web 1.0 site we’ll get you added into the listings of the cellar door. Understand that with link exchanges it will only appear in the Cellar Door and that is the best it’s going to be. Read the FAQ for more information on commonly asked questions about this site.
- Websites promoting conventions and/or festivals will not be listed anywhere on the site. Due to a level of fanaticism that has turned violent here in the past; Such groups we simply cannot endorse at this time. Fanaticism can build great things but it can also tear those things down if a cult-like mindset is applied. We don’t see ourselves reversing that decision anytime soon.
- Aggressive advertisement/Spam/Mal-Ware/Random-Ware sites are prohibited for obvious reasons.
- The promotion of political extremism will also be prohibited. Similar to Fanaticism on our first point. If you cannot have a healthy debate about the bad as well as the good. We want nothing to do with it.
- Mass conglomerate “Web 2.0” sites such as Facebook/YouTube/Tumblr/Weebly. We understand that it is hard work to shoulder the burden of a domain along with content to keep people interested in the alone site. However, they cannot be supported as described in this blog. This does not mean we will not advertise small communities that have a similar social network engine to that of the big boys. Diversification is the spice of the internet after all. But if all of our websites point to YouTube or Facebook, what’s really the point?
Onward with the linkage inside the Cellar Door!
Sorted in alphabetical order only:
Our Web Host provider. Which unlike some of my experiences with web-hosting plans we’ve had no problems with this furry ran and provided site. Stay away from the BlueHost’s and GoDaddy’s of the world kids. They may offer unlimited storage. You will pay for “unlimited” in other ways.
A great musician and personal friend of mine he finally put up his website for all to check out his musical talent. He’s a writer too which as he gets his site built up a little more we will get to see.
Although we never really contacted nor spoken to this individual before. He is confirmed to be legit and one of the founding members of the furry community. Although it’s just a stripped WordPress site with two pages he talks about how having “Portals” isn’t relevant anymore. We’re going to have to (with the utmost respect mind you) disagree with you Sy. In the age of misinformation word of mouth from others is, in fact, more important than ever. We would very much like to see Sy get back to making blog articles. No link exchange is necessary on this one because someone who has been riding the furry fandom game for 40+ years is a hard net-runner!
All the time… ALL THE TIME! – Fred Furner.
InfoChammel is a wonderful parody of what would happen if public broadcasting existed in the future. As a creation of Davy Force; InfoChammel serves as satire at both the mainstream media and its viewing audience! It is brilliant with its 8-bit glitch graphics featuring the infamous Fred Furner as well as many other strange characters that show up from time to time. The shows of InfoChammel sometimes referred to as PrimoHD which was a Separate Davy Force YouTube Channel has surprisingly more plot orientated than most of the movies you get from “Scy-Fy” network. No kidding! They are only growing from here on out accepting user submissions. My review of Infochammel is published here. Check them out it’s great!
Jillian Mayer is the Goddess of the internet with Vimeo and YouTube films such as #postmodem mocking futurism. Her current project “Slumpies” deals with tackling the discomforting effects of excessive cellphone usage. She’s a magical artist and someone to who we really look up to within the landscape of the net. Title purposefully overexposed as she really does not have a website logo per say so I think this will do fine.
With a new site redesign, Kainless is a blogger like myself which is one of the best friends I have had. Hard-running Mortal Kombat fan! Covering video games, comics, and political topics abroad. If you like my site then you’ll totally love his site!
This is the blog of Jamie Zawinski. A programmer, club owner in California, and blogger. Some of the things this man finds simply blow our minds. We enjoy reading his works when he was still on Livejournal and he continues to impress me with his mad Web (1.x?) skills. We’ve never met the man but perhaps someday we should make a trip out to his place. A truly amazing mind to behold. We have never met him personally nor talked to him directly online. But his blog is one of my inspirations for leaving Web 2.0 and embracing the blog that we have today. We’re not sure if Jamie will ever read this. But if you are out there. Thank you for being awesome. You are an inspiration to me.
This is a solid blog from one of the people on Twitter that we follow. The Lameazoid site deals with game reviews, movie reviews, and toys. It’s crazy good and you should certainly check it out!
We found this page completely by accident when we were looking up information about the fuck-up known as the Phantom gaming console. Needless to say when we typed in phantom.com we came across this site. Which entertained me in a completely different way. It’s almost like a nostalgic trip back into the days of the ’80s and 90’s BBS era where information was hard to get and everyone wanted to be America’s next greatest threat which was being a hacker. It seems like they have since gone off on a tangent about legalizing a substance known as Ibogaine. But still, it’s an interesting read to see the lingo from back then.
Update 09/20/15: The old website www.phantom.com was actually a sister company called Phantom Access Technologies and was recently shut down. I have updated the link to their more modern site which seems a little sterilized of all of the BBS ranting that they used to do back in the day. Which was a real shame. I really liked that part of their site.
Update 05/18/2019: I’ve unlinked MindVox because it just takes you to a login page and that’s it. but thankfully the internet Wayback machine saved a lot of their stories and articles.
Nevermind Studios is a website made by my friend FunkyJoe which is a YouTuber and Twitch streamer who is venturing outward into the vastness of web 1.0. Currently, under construction, he hopes his website will be the primary hub of any steaming on all of the platforms.
Numou is a fox/imp that has ventured forth hosting his own website showing off some of the furry-related stories has written. Keep note the stories are for a mature audience. So for those who are looking for some good writing and don’t mind the mild NSFW action. This is a great site to check out! There may be art that will appear on this site in the future as well! We look forward to seeing more from Numou!
Aron’s Musings / Pixel Dust is a starting WordPress blog by one of my ex-roommates and good friends. Not much on there right now but check it out for more to come.
Physonyl is a super talented artist that actually listened to my insane rants and made his very own blog on the internet! Holy shit – The site is amazing! He did a spectacular job putting it all together. Some of his art is NSFW/18+ so fair warning to the readers. My only criticism is his slogan. You’re not clueless! C’mon! You’re more dialed in than most out there! His site is very new and we’re sure he will be posting more content and works. Keep on rocking out there dude!
ProtoHub.online is a starting art-server for everything “Protogen” with additions of evolving into a social network. Which Protogens is a self-made species of cybernetically enhanced creatures that sort of appear in every VR simulation on the planet earth right now. Their social network is just barely developing. We were actually approached by the creator to do a guest post on their site which took us on a journey is reading up on Protogen lore and all of that fun stuff.
This was a host of many of the shows that we listened to when growing up and provides just a wonderful amount of angry media to dig your hands into until your fingers and nothing but bloody stumps! The archives are entertaining to go through. They are another part of our inspiration on how we conduct ourselves on this blog. Valuing privacy above all other things while looking at corporations with a smile and handshake while holding a gun underneath the table.
We do not like serving links to sites that do not have a follow-up. Although Rant-Radio is pretty much in Cryofreeze for reasons unknown. (I’m going to go with Cimm and Sean Kennedy filming a 30-year social experience project that will make it the longest documentary on the human condition) However enough of my conspiracy theories. Rant Social is a continuation of what RantRadio stood for. Self-empowerment and finding media and information that is free to distribute without the terror of copyright-like what YouTube and Twitch are facing right now. This site is just getting off of the group but the plans they have are promising. So definitely keep an eye on these guys.
It will probably come as no surprise that we are supporters of repair.org. But what this organization does is fight for the rights of technicians to have the ability to fix things in order to keep the industry working. This is anything from cars, phones, industrial machinery, and more. Currently, there are companies out there that think that an unauthorized person who repairs their equipment should be jailed. Even if the person repairing it purchased and owns that piece of equipment. Companies are using intellectual property as a weapon to beat down their end-users and small business owners in order to prematurely end the life of their products forcing the consumer to buy even more. If you don’t want to donate to anything that would be a good cause. Donate to these guys.
In the mind-fuck augmented reality game department, we have “This is my Milwaukee” which it goes into detail about how Milwaukee will end up becoming in the not-so-distant future. Although it’s just a YouTube link we have respect for the group that did this because of how it parodies so many things.
Update 09/20/2015: Currently undergoing a site re-vamp Syndyne took down their videos about This is my Milwaukee. What a shame. a YouTube backup is available.
Take a step darker into the Cellar Door.
We compiled a list of Dark-Net addresses that have helped us out during our travels with using the Tor/Onion service and hope these will come in handy for you as well:
|http://phobosxilamwcg75xt22id7aywkzol6q6rfl2flipcqoc4e4ahima5id.onion/||Phoboes Darkweb Search.||It's hyper-clean, Elegant, actually indexes the sites that it has on record. And by some miracle they managed to filter out all of the sites that are just spam-bots which very view search engines have accomplished.|
|http://underdiriled6lvdfgiw4e5urfofuslnz7ewictzf76h4qb73fxbsxad.onion/||underDir||A directory of sites people have submitted and have been verified and cataloged. It's Erie Similar to DMOZ.|
|http://wclekwrf2aclunlmuikf2bopusjfv66jlhwtgbiycy5nw524r6ngioid.onion||Hidden Links||It's a place that stores Hidden Links.|
|http://zqktlwiuavvvqqt4ybvgvi7tyo4hjl5xgfuvpdf6otjiycgwqbym2qad.onion||The Hidden Wiki||This is probably the homepage of the DarkWeb in general and the most frequented area of links that people go to and use. It takes a while to get your link published there to be patient.|
|http://xanthexikes7btjqlkakrxjf546rze2n4ftnqzth6qk52jdgrf6jwpqd.onion||Lets Decentralize||Originally we linked to the blogger themselves. And although their blog in its own right is cool. We would like to respect their privacy on the clear-net and instead point to their resources which are incredibly helpful on starting your own services on a Raspberry Pi. Their list of Tor Sites is far more comprehensive then ours as well.|
|http://galaxy3bhpzxecbywoa2j4tg43muepnhfalars4cce3fcx46qlc6t3id.onion||Galaxy3||It's almost like a forum/social network for the Dark Web with a lot of really good Bloggers on here.|
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|This is probably the most competent search engine out there. It gives you a thumbnail of what the site is and it locks onto the meta details without getting completely overrun.|
|http://y5wnzw4e6i7srm2gqadlow5anhlaj5avdkzbwzbmrxwkygxdp7ffieqd.onion/||Jakes Thoughts||A rather awesome blog. certainly worth checking out. Dig the Cheeseburger mouse graphics.|
|http://absjpxsvyn5cboihzenbyfngq224rpvtfgnehwwvkhjm3gmk6oruhoad.onion/blog/||The hidden Irony.||A more political blog about the EU . Since they linked to me it's only fair we return the favor!|
|http://qrtitjevs5nxq6jvrnrjyz5dasi3nbzx24mzmfxnuk2dnzhpphcmgoyd.onion/||The Dark Web Pug||Solid list of great links. They added me so we're adding right back! And how can you go wrong taking web-links from a Pug huh?!? You can't! Go Visit them!|
Note: most of these links we will check approximately once per month.
Notes on the Dark-Web links posted here.
We realize we’re about to blacklist what feels like 90 percent of the dark web with having something like ‘rules’ of what we will post here. We are perfectly comfortable with this. Please don’t post our site on your list if you violate any of these rules too. Keep the two-way street of respect alive.
- No Child Porn – Kind of sad that we have to say that! But there it is! Hope the maintainers of those sites get thrown in the general prison population where they can get their ass destroyed.
- No misleading websites – There are a few search engines that are total dicks where instead of showing you search results they just take you to terrible sites to boost their ad-revenue score.
- No advertisements for illegal services – Hacking for hires, money laundering, assassinations, hit-men(and women too sheesh diversify a little!) agencies, credit card fraud, ransom, shitty out-of-country phones. You know who you are and we will not make exceptions.
- No scams – Not limited to sites mentioned above. If you are known for taking money from people and pissing them off. Well, fuck you too! You’re getting nowhere with us.
- No dating services – Fuck, learn how to find people the right way. Don’t ask us how either.
I have two additional rules to apply to my list.
- No stolen art sites – There are providers out there who under their country guidelines do not view adult art as art and thus think it is completely okay to stomp on those artists by ignoring their copyright and blasting it out to the public. It just means we will not support you. Not that our endorsement means a damn thing considering people will continue to look for it which in turn stomps on the artist. And to those viewers who think this is totally okay to do that to an artist… Well… Fuck you!
- No porn sites listed – Most of those sites are also chain-linked to the reasons above.
- v3 Tor only – Get with the times’ people.
Want your site on our little Dark-Web link system?
Read the rules above before you contact us. You will not get a response from us if you do not read the rules.
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